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My Job=Net Loss of Only $300 Per Month!

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I just wanted to let everyone know how much I love my job! I love it enough to keep it despite that it results in a net loss of $300 per month after childcare has been paid! Yay!!! I have learned so much, and people still IM instead of talking there. It’s completely silent except the sounds of typing on lots of keyboards. I like that sound.

Well, I do love what I have learned on the job. But that’s not why I am willing to pay $300 per month for my job…No, I’m paying $300 a month for my job because it’s cheaper than trying to take classes at a local college, or even online. And it’s better than classes because I have a big portfolio + all the training classes would give me + job exerience=will be easier to find a new job later than it would be if I were only studying right now versus working.

Oh, also, there is the added bonus of many cute guys at my job. But that has nothing to do with the reasons I’m willing to pay $300 a month to work there–no sir, sorry, that is where I DRAW THE LINE–I will NOT pay money to go to a job just to see the cute guys there! Man, I drive a hard bargain. What can I say? Except that it’s probably time to figure out how much longer we can afford for me to have this job.

Also, I have to comment on my manager. Man I  really hope he isn’t reading this–I know, I’ll be tricky–I have 3 managers (in a heirarchy) and could be talking about any one of them–I’ll be vague so that if one of those managers IS reading this, he will still have NO IDEA whether this is about him or the other guys. (It is theoretically possible that one of them could have read this blog. think I sent a link as a writing sample–they wanted to see evidence of blogging. In retrospect, WHY would I send this? You can’t send stuff like this when applying for a JOB. I find it very worrisome that I did that. Scratch the part where I said “I think I sent this”–I know I did–I was just pretending like I wasn’t sure because it was SO DUMB to do that and I was momentarily embarrassed…) Well, anyway, my boss is a A really good-looking GUY who’s disguised as a nerd. In other words, he has the hot “geek” thing going on. I think you know what I mean. That’s it–I can say no more except that he also looks very fit and hides it under loose clothing. Thank you. I feel so much better now. Also, there is no chemistry between us whatsoever–and I am glad.

Oops–I just realized that this post is absolutely ridiculous. I just said that I pay money to go to my job, I like that there are a lot of cute guys there, and my boss is a hot nerd.

I’m sorry–I know that it’s very unlikely any readers of this blog are in junior high, yet I keep writing about topics that are suited for junior high schoolers. Okay. I’m going to get it together and post a GOOD POST. One suited for adults. Don’t worry, it won’t be graphic. Just more mature than this one.


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